Sightseeing Amsterdam ~ Travel to Europe Blog

Sightseeing Amsterdam ~ Travel to Europe Blog.

SEO optimization: Beginner’s Checklist for Small Business SEO

SEO optimization blog has  interesting new post:  Beginner’s Checklist for Small Business SEO

If you are a web master, small bussines owner, SEO begginer or expert then you really should look at this post.

New Funny Chuck Norris Facts Blog

I have started to blog about

– Chuck Norris Facts

– Funny Chuck Norris Facts

– Chuck Norris Jokes

 Here are some to get started:

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is “Charles”. Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

A unicorn once kicked Chuck Norris. That is why they no longer exist.Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72… and they’re all poisonous.

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”